One day, Mr. Gnome was creepin' around when he saw a
lovely gnome girl through the bushes.
Mr. Gnome tried to approach Miss Gnome, but she ran,
as young gnomes are known to do.
Mr. Gnome finally caught up to the young girl at the end of a beautiful rainbow.
The day was coming to an end, so they hitched a ride on a dinosaur.
And they lived happily ever after. On a bench. Outside the post office.
*no gnomes were harmed in the making of this blog*
Mr. Gnome was stitched by the B.F. (as a Christmas gift)
Miss Gnome was stitched by me! (as a Valentine's gift)